Slut pants, Britney, VAJAJA,slags, crunchy crisp eating

Vday! That's not short for vaj day.
God could you imagine?
Well it kinda is, I was meaning to make this post a few weeks ago, as you can imagine, but have you noticed on valentines day, men are encouraged to buy chocolates and flowers. women... underwear. like "HAPPY VDAY! want some vajaja?"
so recap. men want sex, and women are money grabbing fatties.
right enough of this filth.
God this is what a 6 hour megabus journey and 3 hours sleep has done to me!
I had to be up at half 4am! who needs to be up at that time? i didn't know that time even existed!
But apparently it does, and my logic was at half 5 sitting on a half empty bus, was "if i've got to be up at this ridiculous time, you guys will have to put with my excessive coughing and crunchy crisp eating" misery loves company after all.
So well, i should probably recap the last few weeks, had valentines day, was nice, relaxed.it happened to be our housemates birthday that day, so we all went out for a group meal, (takes the pressure off the not quite married/ 2 kids at 20 people of the world)
Got surprised with some flowers and chocolates (see SEE what i mean! and no i did not buy underwear! my gift was not vajaja for vday!... he got gig tickets, i'm a normal person.)
GOD IT IS SO HOT ON THIS BUS.
anyway.
Then there was the birthday, so in the last few posts have been leading up to the Britney party. well my outfit came. it was hideous. so on the day of the party had to find another outfit, but after the panic it all went well, here's a pic, (Britney and Dolly Parton)

I got far too drunk, luckily had a few friends to make sure i didn't end up.. I dunno in a gutter or something. TALKING OF SLAGS. has anyone seen eastenders? wtf? i want to slap the writers. making an abused child become a prostitute. well done. not cool guys.... okay, back to slightly less uncool things.
i've just realised i've got an essay to do, and i'm sitting here writing about the Britney party, and eastenders.
oh dear.
But yeah, so had Laura down on the weekend, that was nice, :) I think it ended up being a slight glipse of what our holiday will be like in the summer. but probably more extreme. it's a hideous thought really.
I think i might head off now, i need to get into this again, and i'll have a better one soon, been to Corn-bizzle and attempting to sort my life out at the moment, so bear with me.
much love
Ciao
xxx