The past... Apparently it's just the future with the lights on.

Okay, Not that I love to be the best at everything all the time. (That's a blatant lie, I love being awesome)
But since introducing my friend to the world of blogging, he's already outdone me on comedy and general cool-ness value here.
But I have one thing he doesn't... Stories of my childhood.... No wait... Were are you going?. .
This isn't going to be what you expect, I wont do the whole "Ohh I miss being a kid, getting your knees dirty"
*chuckly chuckle*, If anything I was a unfortunate child, quite frankly ugly really. and couldn't wait to grow up.
At one point I remember my mother putting me in my bedroom closet. Not because I was ugly. Well maybe because I was ugly, but just because I was a pain in the ass. I think from an early age I had a chip on my shoulder... I didn't go around beating people up or anything, just being annoying was enough for my mother to reduce to childline calling standards.
But imagine. Being short, fat, fizzy haired, wonky toothed, (I think at one point I was actually missing both my front teeth) having a limp. and the worst... having BIG EYEBROWS. (I know, I can hear you weeping for me, already)
So, if you now imagine, something entertaining happening, or more embarrassing let's say... like.... spilling yoghurt down yourself before having to do a solo in front of about 300 people when you're 10, this might seem slightly funny, but when you looked like me. it didn't help matters.
Or when I fell over attempting to roller-skate. yep. not blade. but skate.... I fell flat on my face, and ended up with a massive scab going from my forehead to my chin. this was so amusing to my 6 year old best friend at the time. I wont name names... Shantel. That when the end of term came about, she drew me a portrait of me. (awww how adorable) The artistic value wasn't amazing I must say, but what took the biscuit was the bright red thick line she'd drawn down the middle of my face. The picture was pride of place on our fridge for a good few weeks, just so my mother could have a giggle to herself.
So There we go, another little snippet into the life and times of me
ciao
xx